Christmas Fun!
I Want A Friesian For Christmas
(sung to I Want a Hippopotamus
For Christmas)
Original Words and
Music, for I Want A
Hippopotamus For Christmas
by John Rox
Filk Lyrics and sincere
apologies by Melissa Ondercin !
I want a Friesian for Christmas.
Only a Friesian will do.
Don't want a car,
No dinky diamond ring.
I want a Friesian
To ride on and enjoy.
I want a Friesian for Christmas.
I don't think Santa Claus will
mind, do you?
He won't have to use
Our dirty chimney flue.
Just bring him through the front
door,
That's the easy thing to do.
I can see me now on
Christmas morning,
Creeping down the hall.
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a furry Friesian standing
there.
I want a Friesian for Christmas.
Only a Friesian will do.
No zebras,
No donkeys please.
I only like
Friesians!,
And Friesians like me,
too!
Mom says the Friesian
Would eat me out of house
and home, but then
Friends say Friesians
Get fat on air.
There's lots of room for him
In our two-car garage.
I'd feed him there
and wash him there
And give him his massage.
I can see me now on
Christmas morning,
Creeping down the hall.
Oh, what joy and what surprise
When I open up my eyes
To see a furry Friesian standing
there.
I want a Friesian for Christmas.
Only a Friesian will do.
No zebras,
No donkeys please.
I only like
Friesians!,
And Friesians like me,
Too!