Christmas Fun!
 
I Want A Friesian For Christmas
(sung to I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas)
Original  Words and Music, for I Want A
Hippopotamus For Christmas by John Rox
Filk Lyrics and sincere apologies by Melissa Ondercin !
 
 I want a Friesian for Christmas.
 Only a Friesian will do.
 Don't want a car,
 No dinky diamond ring.
 I want a Friesian
 To ride on and enjoy.
 I want a Friesian for Christmas.
 I don't think Santa Claus will
 mind, do you?
 He won't have to use
 Our dirty chimney flue.
 Just bring him through the front
 door,
 That's the easy thing to do.
 I can see me now on
Christmas  morning,
 Creeping down the hall.
 Oh, what joy and what surprise
 When I open up my eyes
 To see a furry Friesian standing
 there.
 I want a Friesian for Christmas.
 Only a Friesian will do.
 No zebras,
 No donkeys please.
 I only like
 Friesians!,
 And Friesians like me,
 too!
 
 
 Mom says the Friesian
 Would eat me out of house
and home, but then
 Friends say  Friesians
 Get fat on air.
 There's lots of room for him
 In our two-car garage.
 I'd feed him there
and wash him  there
 And give him his massage.
 I can see me now on
Christmas  morning,
 Creeping down the hall.
 Oh, what joy and what surprise
 When I open up my eyes
 To see a furry Friesian standing
 there.
 I want a Friesian for Christmas.
 Only a Friesian will do.
 No zebras,
 No donkeys please.
 I only like
 Friesians!,
 And Friesians like me,
Too!